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Why did the math student bring a ruler to bed
Why did the math student bring a ruler to bed?
To measure how long he slept!
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Why did the mathematician go to the beach
Why did the mathematician go to the beach?
To work on his tan.
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Why was the math classroom so cold
Why was the math classroom so cold?
All the angles were below zero!
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Why did the mathematician go broke
Why did the mathematician go broke?
Because he couldn't find a decimal point!
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What did one math book say to the other
What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems here.
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Why does algebra make you a better dancer
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
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Why are math books so darn depressing
Why are math books so darn depressing?
They’re literally filled with problems.
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Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
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Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
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What do you call people who are in favor of tractors
What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?
Pro-tractors.
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Is it true that old mathematicians never die
Is it true that old mathematicians never die?
Yes, they just lose some of their functions.