Logic and Laughter: Discover 500+ Clever Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

Why didn’t Sin and tan go to the party

31.Logical Joke

Why didn’t Sin and tan go to the party? 

Just cos. Just cos.

Why ?

Just cos. 

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What do you call people who are in favor of tractors

32.Logical Joke

What do you call people who are in favor of tractors? 

Pro-tractors. Pro-tractors.

Why ?

Pro-tractors. 

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Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper

33.Logical Joke

Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? 

She’s definitely plotting something. She’s definitely plotting something.

Why ?

She’s definitely plotting something. 

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Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common

34.Logical Joke

Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

Because they’ll never meet. Because they’ll never meet.

Why ?

Because they’ll never meet. 

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How do you do math in your head

35.Logical Joke

How do you do math in your head? 

Just use imaginary numbers. Just use imaginary numbers.

Why ?

Just use imaginary numbers. 

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Why are math books so darn depressing

36.Logical Joke

Why are math books so darn depressing? 

They’re literally filled with problems. They’re literally filled with problems.

Why ?

They’re literally filled with problems.

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Why does algebra make you a better dancer

37.Logical Joke

Why does algebra make you a better dancer? 

Because you can use algo-rhythm. Because you can use algo-rhythm.

Why ?

Because you can use algo-rhythm.

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Who invented the Round Table

38.Logical Joke

Who invented the Round Table? 

Sir Cumference. Sir Cumference.

Why ?

Sir Cumference. 

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What did one math book say to the other

39.Logical Joke

What did one math book say to the other? 

Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems here. Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems here.

Why ?

Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems here. 

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Why did the mathematician go broke

40.Logical Joke

Why did the mathematician go broke? 

Because he couldn't find a decimal point! Because he couldn't find a decimal point!

Why ?

Because he couldn't find a decimal point! 

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Why was the math classroom so cold

41.Logical Joke

Why was the math classroom so cold? 

All the angles were below zero! All the angles were below zero!

Why ?

All the angles were below zero!

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Why did the mathematician go to the beach

42.Logical Joke

Why did the mathematician go to the beach? 

To work on his tan. To work on his tan.

Why ?

To work on his tan. 

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Why did the math student bring a ruler to bed

43.Logical Joke

Why did the math student bring a ruler to bed? 

To measure how long he slept! To measure how long he slept!

Why ?

To measure how long he slept! 

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