100+ Funny Riddles with answers for kids and adults page 6 of 7

Broken before use-Funny Riddle

What has to be broken before you can use it?

I am made up of butter and I can fly. What am I?

Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Answer: Mt. Everest, it just wasn?t discovered yet.

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

Jim is six feet tall; he works at a butcher, and he wears size ten shoes. What does he weigh?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?

What can make an octopus laugh?

Why did the woman carry her helmet to the restaurant?

Answer: Because she was having a crash diet.

How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

Answer: 18 letters! 
3 in "the", 
7 in "English", 
and 8 in "alphabet".

What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

Answer: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watch cells.

What do you call a snail on a ship?

Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?

How does a bee get to school?