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Riddles
Tigger go to the bathroom-Funny Riddle
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest, it just wasn?t discovered yet.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Answer: Their middle names.
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Answer: Because he excels at web design
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watch cells.
What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
Answer: A roast chicken.
What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?
Answer: Turn 30
Jim is six feet tall; he works at a butcher, and he wears size ten shoes. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Answer: An eggplant.