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Riddles
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Answer: Because he excels at web design
Which word in the dictionary starts and finishes with the letter E, but only has one letter?
Answer: Envelope.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Answer: Your left hand.
Why did the man have to bury his torch?
Answer: Because the batteries were dead.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Answer: Hiss and hers
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest, it just wasn?t discovered yet.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Answer: Their middle names.
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watch cells.
What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?
Answer: Turn 30