100+ Funny Riddles with answers for kids and adults page 5 of 7

Elephant and fence-Funny Riddle

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Which word in the dictionary starts and finishes with the letter E, but only has one letter?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

Why did the man have to bury his torch?

Answer: Because the batteries were dead.

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!

If fish lived on land, where would they live?

What has many teeth, but cannot bite?

Which is the most common thing between a tree and a tooth?

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

What kind of vegetable needs a plumber?

What has four wheels and flies?

Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

I am made up of butter and I can fly. What am I?