40+ Dirty Riddles With Dirty Answers | MindYourLogic Riddles

Here are 40+ dirty riddles with dirty answers that are sure to make you laugh and blush. These playful and naughty riddles are perfect for adults who enjoy a bit of cheeky humor. So, if you're ready for some fun, read on and see if you can solve these dirty riddles ! Enjoy and remember, it's all in good fun!

1. I am long, you move me around with your lips and tongue, I get wet with saliva and I get sucked. What am I?

2. What is something that is sometimes long and sometimes short, women love having them and commands a woman’s full attention?

3. I have nuts and I can get sticky but you lick me off anyway. You can have me for breakfast, lunch or dinner. What am I?

4. You’ll find me on a peak, I am sometimes small and sometimes big, sometimes pointy. What am I?

5. I am long and hard and most people will happily spend their wages on me. After having me most people feel a huge feeling of relief.

6. What gets wetter when things get steamy?

7. Some people like to keep me trimmed. Others keep me long. Everywhere seems to get covered in it. What am I?

8. Every time I come, it’s news. I often hit your bush, but only when my aim is bad. What am I?

9. I have a long shaft. I always penetrate with the tip first, and I always come with a quiver. What am I?

10. I’m long, usually smooth, and have the word ‘cum’ in me. What am I?

11. Which animal has the largest breasts?

12. You play with it at night in bed. You’re not allowed to fiddle with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?

13. I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?

14. I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?

15. Why do women make better police officers than men?

16. What four letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead?

17. What does a man have that begins with “P” and gets bigger if it’s properly stimulated?

18. It involves a bed. Some people prefer it on top, while others prefer it on the bottom. What is it?

19.  A boy had sex using protection. A few weeks later, his girlfriend called and said she was pregnant. Her heart was broken. Nine months later, her water broke. What broke first?

20. What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?

21.  I asked my girlfriend for doggystyle today

22. What’s long, hard and tastes great in your mouth?

23. You can go on top of me or underneath, and I always involve a bed. What am I?

24. Every time I come, it’s news. I often hit your bush, but only when my aim is bad. What am I?

25. I have a long shaft. I always penetrate with the tip first, and I always come with a quiver. What am I?