20+ Dirty Mind Questions And Answers | MindYourLogic Riddles

Here are 20+ dirty mind questions and answers. Get ready for some funny, slightly naughty jokes as we explore these playful questions and their witty answers. So, get ready for a good laugh and let's see where your imagination takes you!

1. What’s the best part of your body to put into a pie?

2. People use their hands to go up and down me, I’m very long and very hard. What am I? 

3. I absolutely love holding your buns all day. What am I?

4. What’s the biggest thing a man has in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want on her face?

5. I’m the most fun when you put me in small holes and wiggle me around. What am I?

6. What do newly married couples get on their wedding day that’s long and sometimes hard?

7. Set me to vibrate when you want some alone time. What am I?

8. I can be short or long, I bring people great joy and you can have multiple at the same time. What am I?

9. Stick something long and hard inside me and see me get bigger until the job is done. What am I?

10. I am clean when you wash me and dirty when you don’t. People rub me and shake me sometimes. What am I?

11.What gets bigger the more you take out?

12. I fit perfectly between b0obs, get longer when you pull on me and slide neatly into small holes. What am I?

13. Cut me regularly or, if you want to be selfish, get someone to do it for you before it gets prickly. What am I?

14. I can be seen at home or with a huge public screen. I begin with P and end in O-R-N. What am I?

15. Doesn’t matter what room we are in, you can always spread me. What am I?

16.You’ll find me on a peak, I am sometimes small and sometimes big, sometimes pointy. What am I?

17. Why is a happy sex life like a good steak?

18. What can turn an “oooh” into an “Aaah”?

19. What is the difference between what’s inside a man’s pants and what’s inside a woman’s pants?

20. What’s soft and instantly melts in your mouth but feels sticky when it drips on your hand?