A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
Answer: They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Answer: Nothing
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
Answer: A river
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
Answer: The match
If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Answer: Your mother
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
Answer: They were the same man—Grover Cleveland
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Answer: Nine
Sara has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
Answer: Five—each daughter has the same brother.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
Answer: They are grandfather, father, and son
How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?
Answer: None, it’s a hole.
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
Answer: An envelope
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
Answer: Queue
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Answer: Light
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Answer: Short (add two letter e and r it becomes "Shorter")