Fix Cracked Pumpkin-Riddles for adults
16 . Riddles
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
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Answer: With a pumpkin patch
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Answer: Because they put on the salsa.
Which fish costs the most?
Answer. A goldfish!
What fruit can you never cheer up?
Answer: A blueberry.
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Answer: Wrong.
How do you catch a school of fish?
Answer: With a bookworm.
What did the mom tomato say to the dawdling baby tomato?
Answer: “Ketchup.”
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You are pointless.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Answer: Because it was full of problems.
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Answer: Your fingers