A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
Nine years.
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Answer: A birthday candle.
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Answer: Your fingers
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You are pointless.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Answer: Because they put on the salsa.
They come out at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Answer: Stars!
Sam's dad has 3 daughters. Two are named Stephanie and Amanda. What's the name of the third daughter?
Answer: Sam
Why did the math book look so sad?
Answer: Because it was full of problems.
What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
Answer: They are both found in the middle of water
What did the mom tomato say to the dawdling baby tomato?
Answer: Ketchup.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch
When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?
Answer: When it peaks one's interest.
