16.
Logical Jokes
Why should you never argue with decimals?
Decimals always have a point.
Why did the math book get fired from the library
It kept trying to divide by zero.
Why couldnβt the angle get a loan?
Because his parents wouldnβt cosine.
Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school today?
Because she sprained her angle.
Why did the student wear glasses in math class?
To improve di-vision.
what did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What do you call the number seven and the number three who got married?
The odd couple.
why donβt math majors throw house parties?
Because itβs dangerous to drink and derive.
Is it true that old mathematicians never die?
Yes, they just lose some of their functions.