Logic and Laughter: Discover 500+ Clever Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers 2 of 3

1. What do you call an angle that is adorable?

Acute angle.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

3. Why didn't Sin and tan go to the party?

Just cos.

Why should you never argue with decimals?

Decimals always have a point.

Why did the math book get fired from the library

It kept trying to divide by zero.

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?

Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.

Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school today?

Because she sprained her angle.

What’s the best tool to do math?

Multi-pliers.

Why did the student wear glasses in math class?

To improve di-vision.

How can you solve any equation fast?

Multiply both sides by 0

what did the calculator say to the student?

You can always count on me.

What do you call the number seven and the number three who got married?

The odd couple.

why don’t math majors throw house parties?

Because it’s dangerous to drink and derive.

Is it true that old mathematicians never die?

Yes, they just lose some of their functions.

Where do math majors party

In bar graphs.