Logic and Laughter: Discover 500+ Clever Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers 3 of 3

Why didn’t Sin and tan go to the party?

Just cos.

What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?

Pro-tractors.

Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

She’s definitely plotting something.

Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

Because they’ll never meet.

How do you do math in your head?

Just use imaginary numbers.

Why are math books so darn depressing?

They’re literally filled with problems.

Why does algebra make you a better dancer?

Because you can use algo-rhythm.

Who invented the Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

What did one math book say to the other?

Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems here.

Why did the mathematician go broke?

Because he couldn't find a decimal point!

Why was the math classroom so cold?

All the angles were below zero!

Why did the mathematician go to the beach?

To work on his tan.

Why did the math student bring a ruler to bed?

To measure how long he slept!