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Riddles
Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
Answer: They are triplets!
Why is Europe liking a frying pan?
Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
Answer: Crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler
If everyone decided to purchase only pink cars, what would we have?
Answer: A pink carnation.
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said Parrot repeats everything it hears. Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
Answer: The parrot was deaf.