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Riddles
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said Parrot repeats everything it hears. Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
Answer: The parrot was deaf.
What is something we buy to drink from, but never actually drink?
Glass
Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
Answer: They are triplets!
When does a British potato change its nationality?
Answer: When it becomes French fries.
Why is Europe liking a frying pan?
Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
Answer: Crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler