100+ Funny Riddles with answers for kids and adults

Snail on ship -Funny Riddle

31. Riddles

What do you call a snail on a ship?

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  Answer: A snailor!

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Music do rabbits listen-Funny Riddle

32. Riddles

What type of music do rabbits listen to?

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  Answer: Hip hop!

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Broken before use-Funny Riddle

33. Riddles

What has to be broken before you can use it?

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  Answer: Egg.

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English alphabet-Funny Riddle

34. Riddles

How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

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  Answer: 18 letters! 
  3 in "the", 
  7 in "English", 
  and 8 in "alphabet".

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Octopus laugh-Funny Riddle

35. Riddles

What can make an octopus laugh?

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  Answer: Ten tickles (tentacles).

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Baby corn-Funny Riddle

36. Riddles

What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?

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  Answer: Where is the popcorn?

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Ghost Feet- Funny Riddle

37. Riddles

What do ghosts wear on their feet?

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  Answer: BOOts.

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Bird can write- Funny Riddle

38. Riddles

What bird can write?

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  Answer: PENguin.

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Horn and honk-Funny Riddle

39. Riddles

What has a horn but does not honk?

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  Answer: Rhinoceros.

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Tree's drink-Funny Riddle

40. Riddles

What is a tree's favorite drink?

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  Answer: Root beer.

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Pilot alarm clock-Funny Riddle

41. Riddles

Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?

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  Answer: She wanted to be on time.

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Woman and Helmet- Funny Riddle

42. Riddles

Why did the woman carry her helmet to the restaurant?

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  Answer: Because she was having a crash diet.

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Frying Pan-Funny Riddle

43. Riddles

Why is Europe liking a frying pan?

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  Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom.

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Cow spell-Funny Riddle

44. Riddles

How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?

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  Answer: SEE O DOUBLE YOU.

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Parrot and shopkeeper-Funny Riddle

45. Riddles

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

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  Answer: The parrot was deaf.

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