Funny Riddles with answers for kids and adults page 2 of 4

Raw egg dropping-Funny Riddle

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Answer: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

What has a horn but does not honk?

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

What kind of vegetable needs a plumber?

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!

Jim is six feet tall; he works at a butcher, and he wears size ten shoes. What does he weigh?

If fish lived on land, where would they live?

What is the name of the ugliest tree?

What is a tree's favorite drink?

Little Jimmy throws a tennis ball as hard and far as he can. the ball comes straight back to him. How does this happen?

Answer: Jimmy throws the ball directly upwards.

What runs but never walks?

When is a door no longer a door?

What is a chicken?s favorite vegetable?

Where do you take a sick pirate ship?

What bird can write?