16.
Riddles
Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Answer: On their feet.
What is something we buy to drink from, but never actually drink?
Glass
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Answer: Time to fix the fence.
Little Jimmy throws a tennis ball as hard and far as he can. the ball comes straight back to him. How does this happen?
Answer: Jimmy throws the ball directly upwards.
When does a British potato change its nationality?
Answer: When it becomes French fries.
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny of course.
What is something that still we use even after it breaks?
Egg
Which tire doesn't move when a car turns right?
Answer: A spare tire
Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, but none of them got wet. How did they do it?
Answer: It wasn't raining!
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Answer: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.